Hookers all across the city are in mourning….
thousands of New York executives feared dead….
Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist before boarding their respective airplanes?Ī: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!
Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M (unidentified flying muslim) The New Name for New York City: “Manflatten” The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers: Dale Earnhardt. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?Ī: New Yorkers. What does WTC stand for? – “What Trade Center?” The doctor says, “OK- your breath stinks!” The man says, “Doc, I think I wanna second opinion!” Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?Ī man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You are suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder from being in the Pentagon when it was struck by a plane.” The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the “International House of Pancakes!” Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site? Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?Ī: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently. One blue this way, the other blue that way! Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?Ī: Blue. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team? That being said, there are a few jokes out there on the Internet that are not totally in bad taste, what do you think? Is it too soon to laugh? First, we would like to say that 9/11 was a horrible event and really isn’t a joking matter.
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